Sex and Mango
On a barkada trip to pampanga, while the weather was still too hot to handle. our skin was salvaged from the direct heat by the expansive branches of mango trees. While sitting under these godsent species without nothing to do, we got thirsty, the thing is, its not only with water but also with women. All of a sudden we were craving for them. We were like lions and crocodiles looking for meals by waiting for wilderbeasts to pass thru. Everytime a girl came passing, our eyes were like waiting for an attack signal...
By this time, I dont know why or how, but an analogy came into my mind. I dont really know if this is related to my previous statements but it entered my mind while it was happening. Mango and Sex, is there a relation?
Well, not that scientific, doesnt need investigation, nothing actually. But isnt it that mangoes are harvested on summer season and becomes sweeter as the temperature rises. Just like the mangoes that you eat today, theyre very sweet right? because of the season.
Like mangoes, sex becomes sweet when a couple gets scorching for each other and of course when their experience made them burning. Its like having a large percent of perspiration to have 100 percent satisfaction.
Well how would i know, i have never really experience anything...
To those who have read this...
My apologies...
This is just a rubbish idea that was submitted into my mind by an alien invader...
By this time, I dont know why or how, but an analogy came into my mind. I dont really know if this is related to my previous statements but it entered my mind while it was happening. Mango and Sex, is there a relation?
Well, not that scientific, doesnt need investigation, nothing actually. But isnt it that mangoes are harvested on summer season and becomes sweeter as the temperature rises. Just like the mangoes that you eat today, theyre very sweet right? because of the season.
Like mangoes, sex becomes sweet when a couple gets scorching for each other and of course when their experience made them burning. Its like having a large percent of perspiration to have 100 percent satisfaction.
Well how would i know, i have never really experience anything...
To those who have read this...
My apologies...
This is just a rubbish idea that was submitted into my mind by an alien invader...

4 Comments:
wahaha!! grabe ka!! sinasabe ko na nga ba!! you're no virgin!! haha!! peaaaace!! :P
glenn? ikaw ba to? you sound so different? waaaa nahawa kana ata kila bobet at joven e......XD
tol aus yan ah, me nangyare ba sa pampanga at ganyan ka na? hehheheheh
Sex SEx Sex... LOLZ>. Tumatanda n tau...
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